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Alizée - J'en ai marre!
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Alizée - J'en ai marre!

[Couplet 1]
J'ai la peau douce
Dans mon bain de mousse
Je m'éclabousse, j'en ris
Mon poisson rouge
Dans mon bain de mousse
Je l'emmitoufle, je lui dis
J'ai pas d'problèmes, je fainéante
Pas de malaises, je fainéante
Dans l'eau je baigne, c'est l'important
Bien à mon aise, dans l'air du temps
J'ai la peau douce
Dans mon bain de mousse
Je bulle à l'ombre des bombes
Tout est délice ici
Délit docile, oh oui
Je fais la liste des choses qui m'indisposent

[Refrain]
J'en ai marre de ceux qui pleurent
Qui ne roulent qu'à deux à l'heure
Qui se lamentent et qui s'fixent
Sur l'idée d'une idée fixe
J'en ai marre de ceux qui râlent
Des extrêmistes à deux balles
Qui voient la vie tout en noir
Qui m'expédient dans l'cafard
J'en ai marre de la grande sœur
Qui gémit tout et qui pleure
Marre de la pluie, des courgettes
Qui m'font vomir sous la couette
J'en ai marre de ces cyniques
Et dans les prés, les colchiques
J'en ai marre d'en avoir marre,

Aussi

[Couplet 2]
J'ai la peau douce
Dans mon bain de mousse
Pas de secousses sismiques
Je me prélasse ici
Et me délasse, oh oui
C'est mon état aquatique
Y'a comme un hic

[Refrain]

Aussi

[Refrain]

marre, marre
J'en ai marre, j'en ai marre
J'en ai marre, marre, marre

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[Verse 1]
I have soft skin
In my bubble bath
I splash, I laugh
My goldfish
In my bubble bath
I wrap it up, I tell it
I have no problems, I'm lazy
No discomfort, I'm lazy
In the water I bathe, that's what's important
Very comfortable, in tune with the times
I have soft skin
In my bubble bath
I bubble in the shadow of the bombs
Everything is delicious here
Docile offense, oh yes
I make a list of the things that bother me

[Chorus]
I'm fed up with those who cry
Who only drive at two an hour
Who lament and who fix themselves
On the idea of a fixed idea
I'm fed up with those who complain
Two-ball extremists
Who see life all in black
Who send me into the doldrums
I'm fed up with big sister
Who moans everything and who cries
Fed up with the rain, zucchini
Which make me vomit under the duvet
I'm fed up with these cynics
And in the meadows, the colchiques
I'm fed up with being fed up,

Too

[Verse 2]
I have soft skin
In my bubble bath
No earthquake tremors
I'm lounging here
And relax me, oh yes
This is my aquatic state
There's a catch

[Chorus]

Too

[Chorus]

fed up, fed up
I'm fed up, I'm fed up
I'm fed up, fed up, fed up
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